As the car to the left of me started coming into my lane, I laid on the horn as hard as I could. What did I get? A sound that says, “Get out of my f-ing lane, friend!”? Uh, no. The Kia felt a roadrunner-esque “meep. meep.” was more appropriate. Kia, save that caca for gently reminding a distracted, oblivious person that “green” means “go”.
Air conditioning, reliability, safety, the opportunity to travel—all wonderful, appreciated qualities The Kia provides, but a mean mother-trucking horn is definitely not one of those.
In two cases, this being one and the other being power seats, The Taurus may claim victory. I desperately miss having an easily accessible noise that conveys urgency, emotion, danger, and in some cases, a few expletives. When my palm presses against the wheel know that my “meep. meep.” really means, “HONK! HONK HONk@#$!” Polite reminders that the light is green are not included in the previous statement. In those cases, a “meep” will do.




