It ends in an “a”, not an “uuuuuh”, and I’m not Mexican

On a related note to anyone out there feeling the need to get my attention by calling out my name:

Two newbies joined our lab this week.  A co-worker had an urge to warn one of them about me by saying, “This is Jessica [abrubt stop on the last consonant], not Jessicuuuuh…and do not call her a Mexican.”

Feeling the need for clarification, I addressed the previous statement by saying, “She likes to say my name and drag it on for-EV-ER, and I’m half-Panamanian, not Mexican.”

A thick Vietnamese accent shoots back, “I’m foreign!  How am I supposed to know?!”

Oh, she knows.

This is an example of what I hear on a daily basis.  Literally.

There was another morning she greeted me with, “Jessicuuuuuuh, how do you say ‘good morning’ in Mexican?”

“I’m gonna punch you in your face,” was my response.

That’s how she knows.  Point made.  Lesson learned.

Six-legged Gladiators

After seeing our lab gain four more pupa from the same genetic counselor that brought me mine, the lab intern exclaimed, “Ugh, Jesssiiicaaaa, I want a caterpillar!  Get one for me!”

“You’re a big boy, just ask him.”

“Ugh, Jeeessssssiiiiiicaaaaaaa!!!  You do it; you ask him!!”

In my family there is a no tolerance policy on whining that’s carried over into my personal whining tolerance level.  I keep that level indefinitely at zero, so I tell him, “You are way too much for me right now.  Seriously.”

“Oh!  Nevermind, I’ve got a better idea!! Butterflies are so lame.  I want a praying mantis…or maybe two…and I would make them fight.  They could easily beat your butterfly…or maybe I’ll get several and then keep them together until the strongest one eats the rest.  Yeah, I’ll do that.”

“So you want a whole ootheca, but will only keep the strongest one?  Like a He-Mantis?”

His face illuminates after the suggestion, “Ohmygod, Yeeeesssss!  I totally want a He-Mantis!!  Jesssssiiiiiicaaaaa, get one for me!!”

“You’re still too much for me right now.”

Lo siento

I’m tired, yet still trying to write something, anything for you to read.  Actually, I do have something that I’ve been revising for the past three days .  Hopefully, it’ll sound better tomorrow.

Night, amigos.