Last week I was fidgeting around with my phone while checking my email.  The following message was waiting in my inbox:

—– Forwarded Message —–
From: The Malaysian
To: Jessica
Sent: Thursday, August 18, 2011 4:21 PM
Subject: tsk tsk tsk
Someone’s been slacking off on updating the website.. The last time you wrote was like almost a year ago .. my FREN!!!

True enough.  Here’s hoping that changes sooner than later, my fren.