Only one other person found these as amusing as I did, so to her I say, ‘thank you’. My mini-photo session took place in the lab while waiting for some some reagents to thaw and possibly lasted a bit longer than necessary. Either way, I was happy to have an unintentionally hilarious co-worker join me for the morning.
I hope your eyeballs find these as funny as mine did/still do.
Several weeks ago one of my coworkers surprised me—in a good way. That surprise came as I answered his question on what my plans were for that weekend. They revolved around visiting Jason. The purpose of the visit was to update the design of JuicyK, fix a few glitches, and watch some World Cup action in between. He then asked, semi-stated, “You haven’t written on there in a while, huh?”
“Ha, wow. No, I haven’t. Thanks for noticing, man.” Normally our exchanges vary between degrees of immaturity most always including a variation of “fart-face”, “shut-up”, or “bite me”, but that conversation was different. He actually noticed something very important to me, and it made me smile.
A few weeks later you could find us in the same spot as our initial conversation, sitting side by side at the computers staring at our respective mitochondrial tests. Because I knew he took the time to at least visit my site, I made it a point to let him know that I had posted something the day before. He took a break from analyzing genetic sequences to check it out. He finished reading about my exchange with The Malaysian and said, “Ha. That’s funny, but you need to make the posts longer.”
“Well, Crappery (another nickname for The Malaysian) doesn’t like to read. He says I should make them shorter, and I told him I would try to put up a picture.”
To keep everyone happy (myself included) I’m going to make an attempt to assuage preferences for both, visual and verbal, types of posts. So, this is me keeping my word to Zachary (The Malaysian’s American name) with a picture I took of a ladybug near Brays Bayou.
On that day the grass was crawling with variations of fire-colored bodies but was too dense for a clear macro shot. Instead of digging through the grass I picked up this stick for a better angle right before she prepared to fly away. It ended up being one of my favorites out of about 500 shots taken throughout the afternoon. Hope you like it, Poopery Shmoopery (alternative nickname for The Malaysian derived from “Crappery”).
For those that would rather read than look, a more verbally focused post should be up within the next few days. Get excited!
My excitement over actually posting after so long bubbled over into telling The Malaysian that I’d written on the blog. Without being coerced he typed in the site address on his desk computer. JuicyK popped up.
“My fren, I thought you had a peekture.”
“No, I told you I just kinda posted an intro saying how I would be posting more frequently and plan on telling the story about why in another post.”
A few moments later he adds, “Oh, it’s not that bad.”
It took me a second to register the comment. I know his affinity for short paragraphs residing in even shorter posts, so I asked, “Because it’s short, you mean?”
If “Steve Urkel” of Family Matters and “Louis Skolnick” from Revenge of the Nerds had a child, his/her laugh would be very similar to what I hear on a daily basis coming out of The Malaysian. “Hahahahahaha, my fren. Of course.”
“Jerk.”
More Urkel Skolnick noises followed until I asked him whether or not he had plans for the weekend.
“I do not, but I am sad.”
“Why’s that?”
“They stopped publishing my favorite anime. This week is the last week, and it ruins my Friday night routine.”
That routine goes a little something like this: Work from 8 am to 4:30 pm, drive home, eat a snack, take a nap, wake up for his favorite anime show, watch anime around 7 pm, go to bed, do it again the next Friday.
I asked, “Is the Asian child inside of you crying right now?”
Completely serious, he nodded at me.
