During my lunch break I stopped by the house to scarf down my MickeyD’s and pick up lots of papers put aside for recycling. Before leaving I asked my aunt whether I would be able to add today’s paper to the huge bag filled with old magazines and scraps. She said she had already thrown it away. I gasped suddenly and asked, “Did you hear that?!”
She replied back somewhat startled, “What? What is it!?”
“That’s Mother Nature. She’s crying.”
“Oh, you’re so silly.”
It rained all afternoon. Coincidence? I think not.
And to McDonald’s: I stopped by today because I haven’t patronized your restaurant in possibly years, which compounded my need for a double quarter-pounder with cheese and fries. After seeing the nutritional information now neatly labeled on each wrapper, it will probably be several more years before I come back. Always knew it was bad, just didn’t realize how bad. Yuck.
